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Noah’s Ark and The Birth of Jesus — both narrated by President Donald J. Trump.

The first-ever sound books where kids hear Trump bring the Bible to life.
Faith-filled, Patriotic, Unforgettable

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Trump Tells It Like It Is.

Noah's Ark & The Birth of Jesus, narrated by The Don himself. Yes, really.

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Bible Time Just Got Yuge

Push buttons, hear Trump, spread the Word (and the laughs).

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Not Just a Book But A National Treasure

Built for the bookshelf, the family table, and the brag.

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So, there was this guy, Noah, right?Amazing guy, very successful in his field. Very loyal. Had a great beard, a long white beautiful beard, and he was a good man, a good man who loved God.

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God goes to him, and He says, “Noah, you’re doing a great job, but there’s gonna be a flood, like you wouldn’t believe. It’s gonna be the biggest, wettest flood. We’re talking about water everywhere, levels of water no one has ever seen before.”

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Why Everyone’s Talking About It

6 reasons why everyone's talking about this Trump bible collectible.

Trump’s Voice Tells the Story

Bible stories come alive as kids press buttons to hear Trump’s one-of-a-kind narration.

Brings Faith into Your Home

Timeless Bible lessons told in Trump’s signature style.

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Ready to Play Instantly

Hardcover book with sound buttons and batteries — ready right out of the box.

Beautiful Artwork

Full-color illustrations captivate kids and make learning enjoyable.

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Perfect for Christian families, Sunday school, and patriotic gift-giving.

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Trump’s Voice
Interactive Bible Experience
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Perfect Gift for Christian Families
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What America’s Saying

The Book That’s Winning Hearts in Every State

I wasn’t sure what to expect, but this book ended up being such a hit. The audio buttons are super engaging — hearing Trump’s voice narrate parts of the Noah’s Ark story definitely got my kids’ attention and made them laugh. The illustrations are colorful and fun, and the pages are sturdy. It’s definitely a unique take on a Bible story, and while it’s a bit unconventional, it sparked some great conversations. If you’re looking for something different that blends humor and faith, this makes a memorable gift.

What a very thoughtfully written book. It was created with a lot of thought for the writing and drawings, with careful attention for the voice and tone of Trump, sounding warm, while still sounding exactly as you'd expect Trump to normally speak. The kids had fun listening to it, while learning a Bible story.

I will say that this book is very good quality. It was made with extreme attention to detail. The material used to make the book and to create the sound are superb. The AI voice for this man is spot on that you will swear it is really him reading this book. The story is lovely and educational actually for any small child. I do love that there is an actual on/off switch. There is a true volume switch too. The way that you just have the child put their finger over the little spot on each page and doing so makes the voice come on is really nice. Very pleased with the quality of this child’s book. I will be looking to buy additional books from this seller closer to the holidays.
Frequently Asked Questions
Who is this book for?
This is the perfect gift for Christian families, Trump supporters, or anyone who wants to share a classic Bible story in a fun, patriotic way. Great for kids, grandkids, Sunday school, or homeschool.
We used advanced AI technology to recreate Trump’s unmistakable voice. It’s not recorded by him personally—but it sounds just like him, and fans love it.
Yes! It’s a sturdy hardcover book made with high-quality cardstock pages. Designed to handle little hands, with easy-to-press buttons and clear, loud audio that lasts.
Absolutely. Each book comes in a sturdy box that’s perfect for wrapping—or just hand it over as-is. The packaging looks sharp and protects the book during shipping.
We stand behind every book. If you’re not completely happy, we’ll replace or refund your order—no questions asked.
The Noah’s Ark book features 12 interactive sound buttons, each with a unique Trump voice line. The Birth of Jesus book includes 14 interactive sound buttons, telling the Nativity story in Trump’s unforgettable style.
Yes! The book is designed for long-term use. Just swap in three standard button cell batteries (AG13 / L1154F) whenever needed.
It does! The book features four volume levels, so you can choose the perfect sound setting for quiet moments or lively storytime.
The Noah’s Ark Book Families Are Loving!

It’s faith-filled, animal-packed, and fantastically Trump.

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Brings Noah’s Ark to life with Trump’s voice.

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Great for Home, Sunday School, or Anytime Bible Fun.

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A Unique Gift That’s Faith-Filled, Fun, and Full of Personality.

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The Birth of Jesus Book You Don’t Want to Miss!

It’s faith-filled and fantastically Trump.

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Brings The Christmas Story To Life With Trump’s Voice.

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Perfect For Home, Sunday School, And Making Bible Time Bigger And Better.

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A One-Of-A-Kind Gift That Stands Out And Brings Joy, Faith, And A Little Greatness.

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The David & Goliath Book Is Coming Soon!

A bold Bible story, told in Trump’s unforgettable voice.

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Trump’s Voice Brings the David & Goliath Story to Life.

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Designed for families who love faith, fun, and powerful storytelling.

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