{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"presidents-bible-noahs-ark","title":"Noah's Ark Talking Book (Hardcover)","description":"\u003cdiv data-region=\"main\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"5f3eecad077f7400521390f3\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"5f3eecad077f7400521390f1\" data-shogun-page-id=\"5f3eecad077f7400521390f2\" data-shogun-site-id=\"0b650de3-667a-409f-9cac-71d8ba6d7475\" data-shogun-id=\"5f3eecad077f7400521390f2\" class=\"shogun-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"shg-c\" id=\"s-0e53cbe8-313f-414b-ad97-a4e7cbaa86b7\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eMake Bible Time Great Again, \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust Kidding, It's Always Been Great.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eBut This Talking Trump Noah's Ark Book Can Make It Even Better!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShow your kids the greatest story ever told by having the President himself say: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Alright folks, listen up, because I'm gonna tell you about Noah's Ark and you've never heard it before. 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